It really has been a long time, hasn't it? OK, I'm going to share a story with you.
Last night I played a game of flag football. Because I don't wear underwear, I am terrified that someone will go to pull my flag and accidentally rip down my pants, and my junk will be exposed to the world. And my coworkers. But that did not happen. What did happen was that when I went to grab someone else's flag, I actually grabbed his entire package. I was not able to wash my hand until an hour later.
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was it because you were savoring the moment on your hand that you did not wash it until some time later?
ReplyDeleteNo, sicko. I was on a football field. No running water anywhere. I did, however, at the request of my teammates, smell my hand. It smelled like nothing.
ReplyDeleteyou call ME sicko when you're the one who smelled their hand?
ReplyDeleteat least it didn't smell like funky cheese.