fried chicken

i find the image of people sucking meat off bones quite disturbing.  i guess it's a trait we have possessed from our cave days, but shouldn't we all be living in a civilized society where bone sucking is no longer?  we now have forks and knives, and even chopsticks!  while finger food is fun, the idea of sucking a bone to get every last bit seems gluttonous to me.  why don't you just eat the entire bone while you're at it?  i've never tried bone marrow.  i've heard mixed things about it.  this, again, seems like something wrong to me.  people need bone marrow transplants.  it's a very fine line in my mind.

I grabbed one

It really has been a long time, hasn't it? OK, I'm going to share a story with you.

Last night I played a game of flag football. Because I don't wear underwear, I am terrified that someone will go to pull my flag and accidentally rip down my pants, and my junk will be exposed to the world. And my coworkers. But that did not happen. What did happen was that when I went to grab someone else's flag, I actually grabbed his entire package. I was not able to wash my hand until an hour later.

oh, dede.

today, while i was eating an orange, i accidentally poked myself on my cactus.  why, you might ask?  well, lori jean, i will tell you....

I AM FORGETFUL!!

had i know said cacti would be there, i would not have poked myself with it.  which brings me to my grand point.  we were once all gung-ho about sharing a blog.  and since 2009?  NOTHING!  i will not stand for this.

sister friend of mine.  i think we should bring the glory back. 

i love emily dickinson.

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.

Birthday bonanza

So, Teenie. Your birthday is this week. You are 25 for just a few more days. This makes me old.

bacon.

i thought i just smelled some bacon. this made me want bacon. visualizing bacon made me want a frittata. those are delicious. with some cheese. oooo, or maybe i want quiche. but with broccoli, not bacon.

this day's adventure.

today i took my very first journey to aldi - the discount grocery store. and boy what a cheap place it is - i left with a frightened look on my face which didn't cost anything!!

but then i went to trusty ol' trader joe's and bought bananas. ease my troubles, that's what it does. so now i eat banana and smile....