I grabbed one

It really has been a long time, hasn't it? OK, I'm going to share a story with you.

Last night I played a game of flag football. Because I don't wear underwear, I am terrified that someone will go to pull my flag and accidentally rip down my pants, and my junk will be exposed to the world. And my coworkers. But that did not happen. What did happen was that when I went to grab someone else's flag, I actually grabbed his entire package. I was not able to wash my hand until an hour later.

oh, dede.

today, while i was eating an orange, i accidentally poked myself on my cactus.  why, you might ask?  well, lori jean, i will tell you....

I AM FORGETFUL!!

had i know said cacti would be there, i would not have poked myself with it.  which brings me to my grand point.  we were once all gung-ho about sharing a blog.  and since 2009?  NOTHING!  i will not stand for this.

sister friend of mine.  i think we should bring the glory back.