bacon.

i thought i just smelled some bacon. this made me want bacon. visualizing bacon made me want a frittata. those are delicious. with some cheese. oooo, or maybe i want quiche. but with broccoli, not bacon.

this day's adventure.

today i took my very first journey to aldi - the discount grocery store. and boy what a cheap place it is - i left with a frightened look on my face which didn't cost anything!!

but then i went to trusty ol' trader joe's and bought bananas. ease my troubles, that's what it does. so now i eat banana and smile....

Is this the funniest sentence ever?

An old man farted right in my face.

you betch!

dede, i know you didn't call me no hippo just now.

well hello.

hi there dede! look at where we have found ourselves. where? well on this miraculous journey. don't be afraid dede. we're in this together. just us lustyman. but every journey as to start somewhere. so lets begin, shall we....



it's hip hop anonymous time!!!